Life in the Fast Lane

Working where the sun don’t shine…

Credit: Bowser and Blue
Have you ever wondered why an intelligent human being would become a colorectal surgeon? Here is a dip back into the archives from the Canadian duo of George Bowser and Ricky Blue [Bowser and Blue] from the Annual Meeting of the American Society of [...]

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Like a Surgeon - cuttin’ for the very first time

Credit: Weird Al Yankovich
Like a Surgeon lyrics - Weird Al Yankovich
I finally made it through med school
Somehow I made it through
I’m just an intern
I still make a mistake or two 
I was last in my class
Barely passed at the institute
Now I’m [...]

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I am the very model of a psychopharmacologist…
I know Akiskal’s spectrum and it’s not just nosological
and I can write on psychotropic agents in prose lyrical!

I am the very model of a psychopharmacologist…
I know Akiskal’s spectrum and it’s not just nosological
From hyperthymic while depressed to manic mood euphorical
I’m very well acquainted, too, with matters multiaxial
I understand [...]

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Come to Australia - there are so many interesting ways to die
Emergency Musical Interlude XII
 

Before the emails start - NOT all the animals will actually kill you - the taipan is in fact a death adder; the tiger snake is, well not a tiger snake; hermit crabs are generally innocuous (as are koala bears); necrotising [...]

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ANTICHOLINERGIC DADDY
Following a large number of requests - here are the lyrics for ‘Anticholinergic Daddy‘
• Words and music by Ed Schaefer, Toxicology reference Mike Cadogan 
One day I had some atropine,
Hyoscine, benztropine and an antihistamine,
I really thought that I would mess with my acetylcholine that day,
So I whipped down a bunch of TCAs,
Ooh yeah I was chillin’ out [...]

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Prolixity Eponymously Personified in Acronymous Verse
Warning: acronyms may easily offend

 
Horn Concerto No.1 in AT major - thanks to Amateur Transplants
 
 
 

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Classic Python
Warning: lyrics will easily offend
 

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Finals, Fellowships and Flummoxing Frustration

A is foir Air
B is for Bleeding
C is for Cyclizine
 
I still have that sinking feeling…Amateur Transplant Genius

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Anticholinergic Daddy
 

Anticholinergic Daddy - Ed Schaefer
Lyrics 
 

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Proctology - The Musical
 

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