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I am the very model of a psychopharmacologist…
I know Akiskal’s spectrum and it’s not just nosological
and I can write on psychotropic agents in prose lyrical!

I am the very model of a psychopharmacologist…
I know Akiskal’s spectrum and it’s not just nosological
From hyperthymic while depressed to manic mood euphorical
I’m very well acquainted, too, with matters multiaxial
I understand [...]

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Top 10 Body Stats

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).
The average man’s penis is three times the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women [...]

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With the winter season fast approaching it is vital that we reacquaint ourselves with one of the most important medical conditions known to man (masculus influentia). This condition is not to be taken lightly and should be treated with the respect it deserves.
 

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New Zealand Vernacular Interlude

‘Heaps Beached As Bro’
In preparation for the ‘medical vernacular down under’ series, it is necessary to become accustomed to some audio vernacular pertaining to everyday occurances
 

see also ‘Australian Vernacular Interlude‘

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Australian vernacular contextualized to the adolescent
 

see also ‘New Zealand Vernacular Interlude‘

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Watch the hands

For my orthopedic colleagues

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A Sydney telco employee (Kyle Doyle) has learned the hard way the perils of sharing too much information on Facebook after he was caught by his boss chucking a sickie after a big night out.
In an email exchange doing the rounds of office blocks, Mr Doyle was asked by his employer to provide a medical certificate [...]

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Classic Python
Warning: lyrics will easily offend
 

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Finally, able to unwrap my copy of ‘Unfit to Practise” by the Amateur Transplants . Chock full of humorous offerings this CD has 30 fantastic tracks and 2 bonus offerings, including the Anaesthetists Hymn. 
Frequent strong and potentially offensive language litters the musical genius that is the Amateur Transplants…BRILLIANT, bring it on

 

Visit the shop and pick up a copy - highly [...]

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Timesaver STAT I

Life is busy - real busy, and we need some assistance every now and then to make it all a little easier. We already have the ‘Emergency Musical Interlude‘ to enhance our audio-visual-laughter interface - and to make the world seem a temporarily better place.
Now I would like to slowly introduce the concept of using [...]

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